Christmas Time at the Mcmansion / by Michael Pung

Twas a night before Christmas and we made it Oxford,

We strolled to a church, where they worship the Lord,

Presents were had the next day, we shared the love,

And waited for HOURS over a stove,

Pot-fulls of deliciousness filled our bellies,

Although later on we needed our wellies,

All in all we had a good time,

With friends, with love and a little bit of wine.